Happy Valentines day, everyone! I gave these to all my friends and they really liked them The Avengers each have their own way of saying that they like you. I'm not sure if you guys can read them very well so here you go:
Tony-You're like a cluster of shrapnel, trying every second to crawl its way into my heart.
Bruce- You make my heart hulk-out!
Steve- You're like a reference that my heart understands.
Thor-My feelings for you are as big as the Bilgesnipe (the Bligesnipe, you know; huge, scaly, big antlers)
Clint- Because od you, my heart knows what its like to be unmade.
Natasha- You make me feel compromised.
Nick Fury- I've got my eye on you.
Phil Coulson- You're more valuable to me than a box-set of mint-condition Captian America trading cards!
Loki- I like you, you mewling quim.
Pepper Potts- I would love to have 12% of a moment with you.